Cops: Woman Tries to Kill Children, Self to Avoid 'the Tribulation'

Cops: Woman Tries to Kill Children, Self to Avoid 'the Tribulation'

Palmdale (KTLA) -- A woman slit her daughters' throats before slitting her own early Friday evening, claiming that "the Tribulation" was going to occur and she wanted to prevent them from suffering through it, officials said.

Okay, I have to ask, how poorly do you have to do the job to be able to live long enough to drive to someone else's house and survive until THEY got home, found the scene and called the police.

Don't get me wrong - I'm happy they're all alive, but really, how poorly do you have to do not one or two, but THREE throat cuttings?